danlife:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

I got a lightbulb stuck up my butthole. It was horrific

danlife:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

I got a lightbulb stuck up my butthole. It was horrific

(Source: brennablueskies)

thetallblacknerd:

pussymitosis:

Y’all say “real life” like we a bunch of androids typing mindless on this shit

We are fucking real AINT shit human being niggas

This is not a drill

Whats wrong with androids?

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This has to be the best Superbowl gif !
Because of how 51 runs up
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This has to be the best Superbowl gif !

Because of how 51 runs up

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

pokemon: hurts itself in confusion

me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales

kimchiiandtea:

timereaper:

edenhain:

officialdogblog:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)


OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

This. Is bad ass.

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

kimchiiandtea:

timereaper:

edenhain:

officialdogblog:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)

OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

This. Is bad ass.

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

Don’t you love it when the professor puts answers on the study guide!!?? Good feels!

Don’t you love it when the professor puts answers on the study guide!!?? Good feels!

Washing clothes, eating mangos and watching soul eater

Washing clothes, eating mangos and watching soul eater