Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
I got a lightbulb stuck up my butthole. It was horrific
(Source: brennablueskies)
Y’all say “real life” like we a bunch of androids typing mindless on this shit
We are fucking real AINT shit human being niggas
This is not a drill
Whats wrong with androids?
This has to be the best Superbowl gif !
Because of how 51 runs up
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
im sorry ms jackson oooooooooooooo i am for reaaal
(Source: wrestlingchampions)
Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)
OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
I so wanna do this!! Lol
this is so fucking cute
Drake & Tyga…
Let’s talk about this caption…
Don’t you love it when the professor puts answers on the study guide!!?? Good feels!