April 2012
March 2012
Perfumed pleasures & the teeth they possess.: THIS... →
jazzygangsta:
Hello everyone.
My name is Jasmine.
This is my sister Anais “Ana” Plant.
She was a mother, sister, daughter, cousin, sister “n” law, friend, a wonderful person. Her life was taken away from her November 7, 2010. A day I WILL HATE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. The man who…
The only words I regret are the ones I never said:... →
dr-akehealsthepain:
While Drake toured in UK, Drake sat down with the Guardian for an exclusive interview where he talked about being an “Icon”, recreational drug use, his critics and handling botched interviews. Check out the excerpts below.
Ditching the VIBE Interview: “I didn’t like the way I was treated,”…
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
omghilariousblog:
Hit for more.
Watchmostdopevans:
official310:
kimjohansson:
AND YOU LOOK LIKE MOTHA FUCKIN CELIE FROM THE COLOR PURPLE
she ratchet?
i forgot how funny this shit used to be
Shit Racist White People Say to Black and...
White People: Yeah, we did the Natives real dirty. We won the land fair and square! You guys just weren't developed enough!
Indigenous People: -_-
White People: What'd I say? I'm totally not being racist, but you guys didn't have civilizations.
Indigenous People: Iroquois Confederacy? Cahokia? The Mashika? Aztecs? Mayans? The herbal medicines of our ancestors are the backbones of modern pharmaceutical industries. Sustainable farming? Us. Masters of musical styles you haven't even heard of? Us. The U.S. government system? Y'know, where you exert power from a central authority into smaller units? Yeah, that's us too. Where do you think the word "caucus" comes from? Us. Astronomy? Us. Anesthetics? Us. Most of your staple foods you take for granted? Us. Almanacs? Us. Flying machinery? Us. Having a BBQ party? Us. Basketball? Us. Embalming? Us. Advanced architecture? Us. Your ancestors would have died it if weren't for us. Yet you claim everything our ancestors did was built by aliens.
White People: But, like, genocide isn't new to human history.
Indigenous People: It's the only time in history when genocide destroyed and displaced hundreds of cultures in an entire *creed* of people spanning two continents and a collection of islands. Our blood and labor is the backbone of the modern world.
White People: ... Oh.
Indigenous People: Yeah. OH.
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White People: Get over it, niggers! Africa was just ass-backwards! We took you guys from the jungle tribes and educated you!
Black People: -_-
White People: What'd I say? I'm totally not being racist, but you guys didn't have civilizations!
Black People: The West African empires of Ghana, Mali, Songhai? How about Kemet? Kush? Kanem-Bornu? You raided Africa for its natural resources, stripping it of produce and people to feed your fat egos, and you still are. Backbone of modern music? Jazz, rock n' roll, the Blues Scale? Us. Irrigation? Us. Astronomy? Us. First iron-smelters? Us. Earliest expressions of realism in art? Us. Picasso was inspired by West African artworks. Us. Embalming? Us. Alchemy? Us. Flying machinery? Us. First successful Caesarian Section? Us. First successful cataracts? Us. The Greeks transplanted all the knowledge the Kemites ("Egyptians") and Kushites gave them; Religion, architecture and science, and that is the source of the Western World. Yet you claim everything our ancestors did was done by aliens.
White People: But, like, slavery isn't new to human history.
Black People: It's the only time in history that worldwide slavery was inflicted across an entire *creed* of people spanning a continent large enough to swallow some of the world's largest countries, displacing and destroying these people for centuries. Our blood and labor is the backbone of the modern world.
White People: ...Oh.
Black People: Yeah. OH.
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
LOST A FOLLOWER
omghilariousblog:
Bye Bitch.
Hit for more.
When You Listen To Mack Down By Tyga.
asapdonny:
AYY, THE GIF WAR IS ONNNN.
ovofreespirit:
ovofreespirit:
littlemaraj:
slimed:
Watchher-middle-name-was-boom:
I am a fucking derp. When I tell stories my facial expressions get retarded. I love how you can here the ghetto ass girl in my class at the end go “do ants have sex?”
I like how Mr. King turned around and didn’t even notice
Watchbecause-its-a-directioner-thing:
its-joes-world:
kidxforever:
lougzgee:
flockaflex:
im crying omFG
hahahah when that nigga said “por favor” i was dead
LMFAO
Mexicans… LMFAO
hahahahaha. omg
Each time I watch this damn video, I crack the hell up. Lmfao. xD
Amber: Mothers and Fathers of Daughters →
imjustsarahcate:
I have a PSA for you.
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I am 30 years old. I am a virgin (primarily by choice). I have never had sex with anyone. I have never been on birth control.
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I’ve never been on birth control because I was brought up to believe that birth control was for “slutty girls” who…
