fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

lulz-time:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: phatticuss)

silversora:


"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762)


Nicki claps with her ass

Nicki claps with her ass

(Source: gif-factor)

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

(Source: sandandglass)

bujnik:

Finally.

An accurate representation of therapy.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

fyeahdrake:

champagnewithpapi:

Somebody find Drakes chill man

Someone isn’t a very big Kevin Garnett fan lol

yungstank:

fuck you mean “the sauce cost extra”?

yungstank:

fuck you mean “the sauce cost extra”?

walkingthenarrowway:

youngblackandvegan:

blacklostandfound:

2squeeze-thankyouplease:

roidelions:

gang0fwolves:

rocb0yz:

funkies:

facts tho

girlllll.

" i’m layin down, wanna come keep me company? "

"My back hurt you gon give me a massage?"

The accuracy kills me. 

You cold? Let me come warm you up

"you cookin? and you ain’t invite me?"

accurateee

walkingthenarrowway:

youngblackandvegan:

blacklostandfound:

2squeeze-thankyouplease:

roidelions:

gang0fwolves:

rocb0yz:

funkies:

facts tho

girlllll.

" i’m layin down, wanna come keep me company? "

"My back hurt you gon give me a massage?"

The accuracy kills me. 

You cold? Let me come warm you up

"you cookin? and you ain’t invite me?"

accurateee

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n)

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: walktheoceanfloor)

lt-laularryaddict:

This was my show

(Source: beauty4all)