when you high at the dinner table
and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens
and you give her the mashed potatoes
where am i
Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?
" i’m layin down, wanna come keep me company? "
"My back hurt you gon give me a massage?"
The accuracy kills me.
You cold? Let me come warm you up
"you cookin? and you ain’t invite me?"
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye